In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
