Heybabeimwearingurpanties
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
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