sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
It's no shave November. This is our time.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
