We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
Randomize
