just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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