Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
We're too hungover to prance.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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