dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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