Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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