I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
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