I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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