It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
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