I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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