As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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