This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize
