Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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