after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I touched a dick in church today
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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