were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
someone owes me an orgasm
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Randomize
