I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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