You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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