we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
Randomize
