yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
Randomize
