I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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