If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
babies were throwing up all over the place
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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