He felt like a one man threesome
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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