It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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