Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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