just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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