I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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