I wannas sexs uuuuu
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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