now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Randomize
