brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I wish I could punch you in the face.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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