I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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