Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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