you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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