So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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