OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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