I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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