Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know đ
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes âI drove you last nightâ\nâYou got your dick sucked in the back seatâ
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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