So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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