come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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