talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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