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My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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