Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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