Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
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