Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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