I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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