Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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