Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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