Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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