ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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