..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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